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Soda-flavored sparkling water. 10 calories. 2 grams sugar. No caffeine. Murder your thirst. This low-calorie sparkling water has a sinister plan to trick you into thinking you're drinking soda so that your organs will be in good enough shape to be harvested for influencer marketing. You won't believe it's not soda. For a good time. Death to Plastic: We donate a portion of our proceeds to help kill plastic pollution.
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